Hello Sailor!

One of the forgotten but truly upsetting tragedies of the Titanic was the sad loss of my sideburns. Today I was plucked from the production office, squeezed into a Officer's costume and whisked into make up. There the poor sidies I have been cultivating since puberty were robbed from me and then I was on set to 'extra' it up. I am hoping tit is a quicker process this time, as like the Titanic they took years to build but were gone in minutes*.    












*Joke courtesy of Matt's groom speech.